Bagill's Text Encryption Machine
Welcome to Bagill's Public Super Secret Text Encryption Machine! Yeah it's totally technical but basically it's sort of fairly secure. Yeah, it's 256 bit so whatever. Use it to send your BFF secret messages! He/She/It can then come back to bagill.com and decrypt them! They will love this. Also great for serving people without them even knowing. It's all very uber. w00t!