About Bagill

1. If you have five dollars and Bagill has five dollars, Bagill has more money than you.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Bagill's computer. Bagill is always in control.
3. Apple pays Bagill 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4. Bagill can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Bagill can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6. Bagill is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7. Bagill destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8. Bagill can kill two stones with one bird.

Is your Mom hot?
Bagill might be your Dad.